If your merit budget is tight, you cannot afford to fund Zombie Benefits.
- Scott Hoffhines
- Mar 2
- 1 min read
In the early days, you guess at perks based on what’s trendy. It feels like culture at the time. But as you scale, those guesses just start eating into your runway.
I call this the Guesswork Gap. You’re paying for "premium" meditation apps or $1,500 learning credits that only 5% of the team actually touches.
Meanwhile, your best people are looking at the exit because their base pay hasn't kept up with the market.
If you have outgrown the "founder discretion" phase, you have to audit the ROI of your retention spend:
Kill the Ghost Perks: If utilization is under 20%, it’s not a perk—it’s a line item that belongs back in the merit pool.
Leverage over Hype: That $20k wellness platform contract could have been a meaningful "Star" bonus for your lead architect.
Ask the Top 10%: Your best performers rarely care about the perks. They care about flexibility, career paths, and benchmarked comp.
"Cool" perks can easily become a distraction from a broken pay structure. If you’ve outgrown the early-stage setup, stop guessing. Audit the ROI and put that money back where it matters: the people actually building the company.
Stop the guesswork. Build the Guardrails.
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